Message to PC’s wardrobe department: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING…And just who exactly do you think your audience is here,  20 year old males?  WE DON’T WANT TO SEE LUCY’S NAVEL OR LIVVIE’S BOOBS 24/7. Rafe’s naked chest, ok.  Jamal’s muscular  arms, ok but enough with the t and a already. 

Lucy:  Ok Lynn Herring has a fantastic body but she is not 25 anymore.  I realize she has to compete with the 25 year olds on the show, and she is certainly in better shape than any of them but does she have to look like a clown doing it. Its become embarrassing.   Please, all jealousy aside, we’ve seen enough of her  navel and buff abs to last into the next millennium  Can we just once have Lucy in an outfit that befits the occasion.  That little red number she wore to Christina’s birthday party would have looked more at home at a strip club than a 3 year olds birthday party.  And what was that top thing with the lacing system she was wearing when Kevin came back.  Jeans ok, handkerchief not ok.

Livvie:  Impressive cleavage on one so tiny, I will give Kelly Monaco that.  But I beg to ask the question again  of the wardrobe department,  exactly who are you trying to appeal to with those double D's in our faces for the last three weeks, with apparently no let up in sight.  Certainly not the actual  viewers.  How many different changes of sleazy lingerie and tight tops must we be subjected to.  Give it up, even poor Rafe ain’t impressed anymore.

Ian:  Ian only has two crew neck long sleeve tops and one pair of jeans.  That’s it.  Maybe Thorsten Kaye’s contract specifies nothing allowed to actually compliment his good looks.  

Jack:  Jack always looks like he’s an auto mechanic or janitor.

Alison:  Alison always looks like she’s in high school.  Is the MTV generation actually sitting still long enough to watch soaps – I don’t think so.

Rafe:  Which brings me to our favorite angel, clothes challenged though he may be.  WARDROBE PEOPLE WHERE ARE YOU.  We spent 3 arcs looking at his pants tucked into those god awful boots day and night.  We saw him in an endless sea of brown and green that looked straight out of bad army surplus, and then there was the infamous gray sweater vest that looked like it came from a nursing home.  Brian Gaskill is  one gorgeous guy. Your viewers are women.  Hello.   Put him in faded levy's, tight white or black  t-shirts, anything or nothing at all, please, but get rid of those nasty cargo pants that are two sizes too big.  Ok, the shirts are sweet because most of the time they’re half open revealing that delicious chest, but can we have colors that suit him please.  That poor linen shirt he’d been wearing for I don’t know how many days looked like it had been dragged through his ass by the time they were done with it.  Help.

Someone take the wardrobe department shopping please!!!

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