As
the
NAKED EYES finale merged into the debut of SURRENDER,
PORT CHARLES’ 10th book, the production and actors
alike certainly pulled out all the stops in their quest to satisfy
current viewers and attract new ones. Confusion over demographics
aside, PORT CHARLES continues to take risks at every turn, this
time cramming every sensational device, believable or not, into an
intense 90 minutes designed to kick start those sagging ratings in
a make it or break it game of attempted murder, power struggles,
revelations of all sorts, split personalities becoming one,
shocking sex scenes, tender moments and the icing on the cake, a
beautiful wedding set-up with all the trimmings that never
happens, the bride reduced to a bundle of tears and the confused
groom trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
The longer
format allowed for some pretty spectacular special effects and
production values that were off the scale. The overall impressive
effect again being something the likes of daytime has never
seen. The pace was so break neck you had to hang on just to keep
up. Stellar performances were turned in by the talented cast with
a particular nod to Erin Hershey Presley who seemed to have a
limitless supply of tears and raw emotion, Brian Gaskill whose
subtlety with the excellent material was dead on, Thorsten Kaye
who managed to go from sentimental Irish poet to enraged victim
who just couldn’t help himself in an instant, Jon Lindstrom who
continues to play his new persona with an eerie, chilling turn and
Lynn Herring who as always is too much fun to watch as Lucy
touches upon everyone’s lives.
Trouble is
the focal point of all this turmoil, angst and drama, the premise
that the next 13 weeks appears to be based on is so completely
bogus and baffling it is going to be very hard indeed to have any
confidence whatsoever in the continuing saga. Sure, I’ll enjoy
watching it unfold, I always do after all, but try as it may to
play against the predictability inherent in the genre with its
nerve jangling wild style and supernatural reality, we’re back to
a familiar soap opera motif regardless, the star crossed lovers
who might be brother and sister that pushes the melodrama further
into a story centered on revenge.
This being
PORT CHARLES of course familiar soap motifs are defined by the
evil forces that have been insinuated into their alternate
reality, providing us with a fantastical diversion from our own.
It works best when it stays true to that alternate reality without
losing sight of its own humanity. The romance of Rafe and Alison
always illustrated this so incredibly well. The believability
factor is high when the fantasy is handled with the degree of
realism we’ve been treated to since that angel first appeared.
Vampires, why of course. Slayers, absolutely. Evil force after
evil force invading the town, commonplace isn’t it. Magic powers
coming and going, telepathic communication, normal. Rafe and
Alison brother and sister, don’t insult the viewers’ intelligence
please.
After all
that’s gone on in the past year how are we supposed to buy for a
single second that this could be possible. You want to break up
Rafe and Alison over and over again, go ahead. There is nothing
more familiar, the kiss of death for a soap super couple is
marriage. Just look at Lucy and Kevin, those two haven’t had a
moment’s peace since their nuptials exactly one year ago in an
effort to keep them from going more stale than they already are.
An exciting
couple needs conflict, tension and angst, complicated situations
thrown in with the romance, otherwise you have boring, one
dimensional “soulmates” always in some state of bliss that just
fades into the background or becomes so overexposed that no one
cares anymore anyways. While Rafe and Alison fans would like
nothing more than having the couple make love in a barn all day
long, neither Erin Hershey Presley or Brian Gaskill deserve that.
You want to
give Rafe a reason to finally acknowledge exactly who he is and go
after his nemesis once and for all, excellent. Bring it on. The
showdown between Slayer and Vampire needs to explode and we know
its coming. Rafe has been simmering and bubbling since Stephen
Clay showed up. Finally revealed as Caleb, neither one can contain
themselves much longer. Revenge is too sweet and seductive an
emotion to ignore for either one of them.
But to get
to this point by inferring that Rafe and Alison “may” be siblings
is too ridiculous to process, even for PORT CHARLES. There is the
little matter of Ed, which for some reason the writers don’t feel
Alison should know about just yet. Even the devil’s disciple
himself, James, knew Rafe’s lineage. Oh excuse me, the reason of
course being that there wouldn’t be a premise for all this in this
first place if Rafe explained his real parentage. Are we supposed
to pretend that those heartfelt, gut wrenching scenes in heaven
when Ed owned up to being daddy never really happened. Are we
supposed to ponder perhaps, that all those times Rafe came back to
earth just to be with Alison, sacrificing, dying, being sent back
as his deserving reward were just a tease, a little joke, hee, hee,
playing the lovesick angel turned human as a fool. Please. But
perhaps the most annoying of all is that after everything Alison
was put through, after seeing with her own eyes the miracles that
can be wrought for love, we are asked to believe, at least at this
point, that she chooses not to have faith or trust in the very man
who proved that love can conquer anything. It’s asinine, its
silly and every viewer is screaming DNA test. Pronto. Not that it
will help matters, if the explanation is that it’s simply another
one of Caleb’s manipulations that DNA test wouldn’t be truthful
either. Nope, we’re just going to have to ride this one out, pray
that some semblance of logic, make that soap logic surfaces and
the characters don’t run around looking like idiots for the next
13 weeks as they find their way back to each other.
As for the
rest, so much is going on I could write an opus that none of you
would be even remotely interested in reading. Suffice it to say
for today that SURRENDER should make for a busy 13 weeks
indeed, packed with character and plot twists galore (rehashed
though some may be), forbidden love of all kinds, mysteries
unfolding, resolutions hopefully to the tales begun in the last
arc, and if the title means anything all, the characters all
finally surrendering to the truth and to love...all the stuff that
makes this show so spectacular.
With the
Livvie persona now suppressed can a trial for her murder with Tess
the main suspect be far behind. Will Caleb’s obsessive need for
Olivia resurrect Livvie exonerating Tess. Will Tess completely
disappear or will Livvie emerge whole again, good and bad sides
resolved in her personality. And Jack, again in a face off with
Caleb over Livvie, only this time as Tess.
Vampire/Doctor Ian, what a clever twist, well on its way to
explaining Caleb and his band of cohorts continuing existence -
the scientist vampire who will use all his resources, including
fellow doc Chris perhaps, to cure vampirism or die trying that
is. The good news on this front is that this story may finally
showcase Thorsten Kaye who has the acting chops and presence to
give it a run for his money, and ratchet up Nolan North’s on
screen appearances. I can’t wait for the Lucy/Ian explosion
either, we’ve been teased long enough.
Caleb and
Elizabeth, the couple that actually did tie the knot in a macabre
scene straight from the dark side, I’m not quite sure who is
needier or more vulnerable here - Caleb who’s let his obsession
with Olivia drive his every action or Elizabeth, whose desperation
for love coupled with her uncontrollable vampire emotions pushes
her to betray Caleb. I do know one thing, its time to move the
vampire story forward. What was at once shocking, exciting,
erotic and powerful is now just about reaching its limit for me,
and my guess is for a lot of viewers as well.
So in those
immortal words of Bette Davis (at least I think it was Bette
Davis, someone please correct me if I’m wrong)...
Fasten
your seatbelts boys and girls, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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