I wonder what our favorite Oakdale citizens are planning
for the new year? Are they thinking about romance, excitement, danger,
adventure, intrigue? Have they made their New Year's resolutions that will help
make Oakdale THE place to be in '04?

Let me first apologize for the short column this week; I've been out of town
visiting relatives and yes, I had a great time. But 2003 has toddled out the
door, and 2004 has arrived safely. Can you believe it? We're already 4 years
into the millennium (or 3, according to some math experts I know). Of course,
in soapland, time can speed up, slow down, or stand completely still. But the
folks in Oakdale celebrate the New Year just like we do. They may go to Emma
Snyder's farm for a country party, or to Jack and Carly's for a fun time, or
maybe Lisa throws open the Mona Lisa for a big bash with noisemakers, hats,
champagne, cheek-to-cheek dancing, and a countdown of the last few seconds til
the clock strikes midnight. But sometime, somewhere, those people should all be
making their New Year's Resolutions. And if they don't, maybe we should make
some resolutions for them. So I've elected myself to put words in the
characters' mouths, and help them plot their future for 2004.
Dr. Walker Daniels: "I firmly resolve to get a
girlfriend and enjoy a life full of love, passion, and hot romance this year!"
Dr. John Dixon: "I promise to become even more grouchy,
curmudgeonly, and scowling than ever before. I haven't had a woman in ages; not
even one date, so of course I'm grouchy; what do you expect?!?!"
Mike Kasnoff: "I will always wear my reflective day-glow
orange raincoat every time I going walking at night along the highway."
Lily Snyder/ Rose D'Angelo: "Well, you know I'm just a
kid from Jersey who never even believed in resolutions, unless they involved
fun.....oh wait, I'm the mother of three and a wealthy woman with a husband who
loves me and......no, my Paul tried to kill me, didn't he, but I still love....I
don't know if I can make any resolutions what with all this confusion about my
sister's death and....oh, sure you can, Lily, just go ahead and put your mind to
it......don't push me Rose, I can do this....." (I think it's best that we
don't bother Lily for a while with this resolution business.)
Chris Hughes: "I resolve to always carry a condom with
me all the time no matter where I go."
Katie Peretti Frasier: "I'm going to put Simon in my
past where he belongs, since he's dead, and concentrate on a new future in the
new year with a new man."
Henry Coleman: "Although I love being a nanny to Parker
and Sage, and harassing Jack Snyder in the process is just icing on the
proverbial cake, I am going to get myself out there this year, find a real job,
get a girlfriend OR a boyfriend depending on some personal decisions I need to
make, and I am going to set Oakdale on its ear. Maybe an older, extremely
wealthy woman needs a companion/escort?"
Margo Hughes: "You know, I haven't given my husband Tom
nearly enough attention over the past year, and he's becoming a real dull boy.
So I promise that this year I will be more attentive on the home front; after
all, our boys are gone, right? They're not giving us any trouble...."
Alison Stewart: "I will always listen to my mother from
now on, and do whatever she thinks is best for me."
Jennifer Munson: "My mother is not going to get on my
nerves anymore! I resolve to not let her meddle in my affairs!"
Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea Colman McColl Mitchell
Grimaldi: "I think I might as well resolve to join a convent for as much action
as I'm seeing nowdays."
Will Munson: "I'm going to get my act together and try
out for the baseball team at school, which I never seem to attend anymore. I'm
going to start looking for a girlfriend is Lucy Montgomery too old for me? In
any case, I'm going to at least focus on acting my age, not being so needy all
the time, and trying to have a normal life."
Dr. Bob Hughes: "I'm going to be more careful about
whom I hire; those serial-killer-doctors are just not good for hospital
business."
Hal Munson: "I'm going to solve every crime in Oakdale,
and do it without Emily's meddling in police business."
Holden Snyder: "I promise that the next time my wife
tells me she's okay, I will not agree with her then walk out and leave her all
alone. I'm the one who's supposed to rescue her, not Dusty Donovan."
Tom Hughes: "I pledge to sit in my office and pretend
I'm invisible until I get involved in some romance, crime, and intrigue."
Paul Ryan: "I am going to exorcize my parental demons
once and for all! No more visions of Daddy for me, and no more interference
from my mother!"
Aaron Snyder: "I think it's time for me to stop being
so gullible; it is not a good combination when paired with unprotected sex."
Emily Stewart Munson: "I pledge to give Hal all the
help he needs fighting crime."
Lucy Montgomery: "I am going to cry and mope until I
get Aaron back."
Rosanna Cabot: "I solemnly resolve to trust my dear
husband, just as long as he is in my line of sight."
Jack Snyder: "I have GOT to make my wife realize that
nothing went on between Mitzi and me; I mean, come on, wanting Mitzi over Carly?
You think I'm stupid, just because the Oakdale PD can't seem to solve a crime to
save itself? Don't answer that."
Barbara Ryan: "I am going to accept that my children
are all adults or teens, and they don't need to be suffocated under my
all-encompassing and manipulative love; or maybe I'll just save that resolution
for a future year. After all, my children's lives would be an absolute mess
without me right now."
Carly Tenney Snyder: "Let's see, I have my G-man, I
have a house and two cute kids, I'm not working.......I need some excitement
back in my life! I've seen what happens to women in Oakdale who get everything
that I have right now, their lives turn as boring as all get-out! I hereby
resolve that boredom will never happen to Carly Snyder! NEVER!"
Craig Montgomery: "I promise to behave, straighten out
my personal life, never keep another secret from my wife or daughter what? Why
do I have my hands behind my back? You think I have my fingers crossed? Well,
that does it, you can forget any New Year's resolutions now!"
Dusty Donovan: "Get away from me with your stupid
resolutions! The only resolution I'm making is to find the low life who killed
Rose, and I hope it's Paul Ryan!"
Well, I hope
this has inspired you to make your own New Year's resolutions list, and that it
includes watching ATWT every day. The new year has already seen some big
changes, and more are on the way, according to headwriter Hogan Sheffer. Did
you see his letter thanking the fans and telling us what to expect in 2004? You
didn't? Well, I'll have it all here next week, along with a few observations of
my own.

I'm in an Oakdale state of mind!
CAROL

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